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John Travolta caught sans “rug”

Posted: February 22, 2011 in Whoops!

         “I work and work until I’m half dead,                  and I hear people saying she’s getting old,                 and what do I get?”

“Because I’m damn mad!”

“I don’t feel I have anybody.                   No contract.                   No studio.              No money.                      Tina, I don’t know what I’m going to do.”

“If you can’t do something right, don’t do it at all.”

“Should I send for more photographs?”

“You see, Carol Ann, you have to stay on top of things every single minute.”

Wiener-mobile crashes into house

Posted: July 18, 2009 in Whoops!

“Tear down that bitch of a bearing wall                  and put a window where it ought it be.”